More headcanon. Fact, actually. /shrug
I cant anymore. Can’t.
(via better-clenchup-legolas)
Natasha, Steve, Coulson.
… UM.
Fuck: Coulson. Twice. Because look who I married. It’s not gay if it’s a three-way…
Marry: Steve - I mean, really. All-American. Manners. Probably makes breakfast in bed on a Sunday morning… DAT ASS.
Kill: Natasha - only by default, bb. Swearsies.
Y’all. His mother is literally helping him learn how to use Twitter.
How dare he.
i cannot
this is day one and i’m having a stroke here this is NOT gonna go well
(via erindizmo)
Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!
Fangirls are crazy
Oh hell naw
Live and learn
Letters never sent
Ohana chat
What. even. is. this?!
Encouragement = friendship
Ridiculousness that I love
Shit just got real
Owns everything
Freedom pants
Reyland’s last name is Gibbons
A spy’s life is never easy
My life as I know it
Bing tiddle tiddle bong
Actual lines for real
Let’s offend URRYONE
Dominatrix
I ship it like FedEx
… I have too many letters in my tumblr name.
(via babelbabble)
The 9th and 92nd GIFs, with one person in each, just broke up with each other.
“Agent Barton is compromised.”
—
“Coulson, Barton knows too much, we need to bring him in.”
“Barton will try to run. He’s good at that.”
“You’re his handler. Figure it out.”
—
“And Phil, though we all want the extraction to go smoothly, chances are it will not.”
“Dead or alive.” Phil resonates.
“Is that going to be a problem?”
“No, sir.”
—
“Agent Coulson, we have Hawkeye surrounded. We’re unsure if he would resist arrest.”
“He wouldn’t.” Phil breathes into the comm. “Don’t hurt him.”
Bring him down.
& now you’re trying to convince me that he wasn’t worthy. but you can’t complete me, he’s the part that’s missing. you could be my hero if only i could let go but his love is still in me, like a broken arrow.
- Pixie Lott in Broken Arrow
(via entil-zha)
Jay: Maybe you already answered this, but, why exactly are we here?
Zed: [notices a hand go up] Son?
2LT: Second Lieutenant, Jake Jensen. West Point. Graduate with honors. We’re here because you are looking for the best of the best of the best, sir! [gives Jay a LOOK.]
Jay: [laughs]
Zed: What’s so funny, Edwards?
Jay: Your boy Captain America over here! “Best of the best of the best, sir!” “With honors.” Yeah, he’s just really excited and he has no clue why we’re here.
BASICALLY? He calls this guy Jake Jensen and Captain America and I giggled myself stupid over… Chris Evans.
[Annie Walker - Auggie Anderson - Eyal Lavine — Covert Affairs on USA]
[Annie Walker, CIA — Covert Affairs]
