Anonymous said: the goodbye scene between joan and arthur was adorable. I'm glad they are showing the slightly paranoid side of Joan's personality without taking it overboard. She wouldn't be Joan if she wasn't a little insecure about her husband working with a woman. Oh and the kiss. So cute

I love that Joan knows what she can and can’t ask and doesn’t get bitchy about it. They talk in that spy-speak without being cagey.

Also, when he came home, there was no talk of, “honey, I almost died,” though I’m sure Joan’ll hear about it third-hand. If not, that’d be better, because, let’s face it. I like their separate lives. It’s just a thing that happened and now we’re moving on.

Let’s call this episode: How Many Times Can Auggie Get Naked in 43 Minutes?
OR: Annie Makes a Good Dominatrix
So, in this episode, we’re off to Paris to find Natasha so she can help our intrepid heroes hack things to find the guy who funded the explosion and… got it.
Auggie: FTR, I didn’t go over there to spend the night…Me: LIAR.Annie: You don’t have to explain yourself to me. You did what you had to.Me: And Joan would be so proud.But Annie giving advice? I enjoyed this. “That’s what friends are for.” Yes yes yes. That IS what friends are for. I love them as friends.
BUT THEN.Annie: I got the intelAuggie: No shitSee, this was great line delivery.Okay, now look.I remember a very specific time when Auggie (and I think Calder’s done it, too) decided things on Annie’s behalf because he was her handler. For the mission. Saying he chose her over the mission doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do and then bringing up her medical condition?It took EXACTLY ONE EPISODE for him to use that against her. I am so unsurprised. If you do a favor for someone, big or small,you don’t get to hold it over them. So Auggie can aim for the moral high ground here, but Annie was not wrong - time was of the essence and Auggie’s response to “telling the truth” with Natasha was telling only the truths he wanted. He didn’t tell her about Hayley, but he told her about the CIA and then slept with her - for the second time anyway, either hoping she’d come around (again) or just because he wanted to. Either way, it was a bad situation.Annie wasn’t wrong; Auggie was compromised and she needed that intel. It truly sucks that Natasha (a US fugitive and FBI’s most wanted) feelings were hurt and that Auggie felt betrayed, but he can’t act like he hasn’t done the same thing to Annie AND he can’t pull the, “I’m doing you a favor so you owe me,” card. I’m seriously sick of his emotional manipulation when the situation fits his circumstance.… and I’m not sure how Natasha made it back without her charges being dropped, but. Okay.And once again, Annie’s going to go seduce an FSB operative - and yes, I have an entirely different set of thoughts on THAT scene with her and dude and wow, but… are we seducing him now? What is this next level, poor man’s Simon Fischer shit.PS: Arthur Campbell, you’re a badass. I love you the most.PPS:  Okay, Joah, I love you, too. A lot. Seriously, I could watch Covert Campbells as a TV show and be quite happy. Joan just schooling Calder on what *not* to do with his life and Arthur handling insurgents in Iraq single-handedly. Yup.

Let’s call this episode: How Many Times Can Auggie Get Naked in 43 Minutes?

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You guys want to go home? Fine. Say the word, and we’ll all go home, pay our bills, feed our fish, fall asleep in front of the TV – and miss out on all of this. Come on. Do you guys wanna do that? Anybody? Zach, come on, think about, look at where we are. We’re in space. You guys wanna leave?

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so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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If nice guys finish last, then nice girls never even get to be in the race.


i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

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You know what’s hella sad? Stiles made out with Malia out of pity because he felt guilty turning her back into a human, and now she’s all attached to him like, “omg you’re my mate. You’re my everything. Protect me. You’re the only person I have. Love me. Kiss me. Be my boyfriend. Be my husband.”

Poor Stiles has a clingy and desperate coyote riding his ass. Must be annoying as fucking hell.

ah! of course the pity kiss


nice and short as we can see


wait thats not how you


okay round 2 apparently


wow stiles sure wants it bad for someone who he’s apparently “pity kissing”


aw look at that lil smile he’s such a good actor!!!!


woah there stiles gettin a little handsy there i thought this was just a little pity kiss


is that marvin gaye in the background? MARVIN GAYE ISN’T SUPPOSED TO PLAY DURING PITY KISSES


stiles don’t look at her like that she might get the impression that you like her


slow down buckaroo someone might think you’re actually enjoying this


uh stiles? 


see you later i guess????


you guys look like couple cuddling like that smh well as long as the pity kisses are over haha


god damnit stiles noT AGAIN

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This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.


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I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!







don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…

casually going to like this for future reference


i can hear these

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The Hobbit: Modern AU

↳ Following the death of his grandfather, Thorin Oakenshield is set to take over as head of the company, or so he thought. Smaug, a multi-millionaire from the north, has brought the company to ruin in his abscence, and taken its riches. With the help of his companions, he sets off to take back the company, but Smaug is not the only one standing in his way.

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Anonymous said: joan's sass has been A+ this season, will be rather happy if she continues making comments like "colossal shit-show" and "whatever she costs is not worth it" all season

Joan’s sass is always on point, Anon. You are not wrong. ♥

Anonymous said: Hi there! I don't know if you answer this type of Q, but do you know who's coming back on CA next week? If you do kbow, would you mind sharing the intel under a cut?

I answer all types of questions, Anon…

… and I have it on good authority that the person coming back next week is:

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The show is about a CIA officer balancing life and work.

That’s it. 

That’s the reason.


It’s not called Covert Walkerson.

Walkerson Affairs.


covert affair is fairly normal (as normal as a show about the CIA can be) up until about halfway through season 3 and then shit just gets INTENSE