More headcanon. Fact, actually. /shrug
I cant anymore. Can’t.
(via better-clenchup-legolas)
Natasha, Steve, Coulson.
… UM.
Fuck: Coulson. Twice. Because look who I married. It’s not gay if it’s a three-way…
Marry: Steve - I mean, really. All-American. Manners. Probably makes breakfast in bed on a Sunday morning… DAT ASS.
Kill: Natasha - only by default, bb. Swearsies.
Jay: Maybe you already answered this, but, why exactly are we here?
Zed: [notices a hand go up] Son?
2LT: Second Lieutenant, Jake Jensen. West Point. Graduate with honors. We’re here because you are looking for the best of the best of the best, sir! [gives Jay a LOOK.]
Jay: [laughs]
Zed: What’s so funny, Edwards?
Jay: Your boy Captain America over here! “Best of the best of the best, sir!” “With honors.” Yeah, he’s just really excited and he has no clue why we’re here.
BASICALLY? He calls this guy Jake Jensen and Captain America and I giggled myself stupid over… Chris Evans.
(via better-clenchup-legolas)
Hitler reacts to Agent Coulson’s death.
[Didn’t make it, but it’s amazing.]
May 19th, 2009: Our apologies to the families of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, we’re sure they’re very proud of you.
Oh yeah! Whatever happened to these guys? Anyone know?
And remember that one time where Marvel cast the snarky dude from those awful Fantastic Four movies for Captain America and the Internet — myself included — thought the world was going to end? good times.
If you fail, if the Tesseract is kept from us, there will be no realm, no barren moon, no crevice where he cannot find you.
#I gave birth to an eight-legged foal #I know everything about pain
(via erindizmo)
Marvel releases complete timeline to their cinematic universe. Click to embiggen.
Someone……..someone needs to take all of the movies and recut them to put every event in order.
It WOULD BE A SUPER-MOVIE. The mother of all movies!
MOVIESAURUS.
I would actually go to the theater and pay money to see that.
Can I just point out that they use BEFORE IRON MAN and AFTER IRON MAN as reference points?
Tony Stark for Jesus
Oh holy shit. That’s kind of really, really neat.
Also, Natasha says it was a year since Banner’s last incident, so there’s that… hmm.
(via erindizmo)
TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 5)
… I think these are my favorites. I’m sorry I missed them the first go-round.
TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 6)
… he IS huge. Just look.
TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 7)
Fucking amazing.
Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.
It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
Now go the fuck to sleep.
Steve is curled up on his shield.
The lights are out on the street.
Time to dream of apple pies.
And go the fuck to sleep.
Even Bruce is all hulked out.
No more giants leaps.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s tired.
So he went the fuck to sleep.
Clint never misses bedtime.
His purple blanket is in a heap.
Clint, get out of Natasha’s bed.
And go the fuck to sleep.
Natasha has had enough of this.
It’s sleeper-holds for the weak.
That’s why she’s my favorite agent.
She’s going the fuck to sleep.
Even Coulson is ready for bed.
To dream of tazing sheep.
Supernanny marathon’s on tomorrow.
So go the fuck to sleep.
The Avengers are all in bed now.
I think I’m gonna weep.
Good thing I’ve already got one eye closed.
I’m going the fuck to sleep.written by flatbear
I very desperately want SLJ to read this aloud. Someone tweet him? Yes.
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